Dear Scion,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/28/2013 at 22:50 • Filed to: Get off my lawn you're grinding my gears with your silly nonsensical tv commercials

1

10

Why do you only show commercials for the automatic FRS? And I still haven't seen a BRZ commercial at all.

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2013 at 22:57

5

Because automatics are best bro.

And only lesbians buy Subarus.

Rainbow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2013 at 23:04

1

BRZ commercials won't exist until the fourth generation of the car so they can show a young guy with a dog parking his brand new one next to his old one. Seems to be the standard about now.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2013 at 23:05

1

I don't watch TV, but here is a BRZ commercial. I mean makes sense to me. . .

Plus I think they show the auto version because they know the people that like manuals already bought the car. When I went looking for one, I had a hard time finding a manual one. I had to go across to the other state to buy one!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/28/2013 at 23:13

0

Was there a car there? I heard that she was great handling...

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2013 at 23:14

1

I'm sorry were you talking? I was ummmm watching something. . .

desertdog5051 > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/28/2013 at 23:23

0

Yeah, that is definitely a well played commercial here in the States.

YSI-what can brown do for you > desertdog5051 10/28/2013 at 23:26

1

Oh, you can't understand Japanese. Well 99% of America can. I see someone didn't pay attention to school. . .

desertdog5051 > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/28/2013 at 23:30

0

Yeah, I was struggling with Spanish. The Japanese just went right over my head. Oh, wait, that was Tibetan, I'll bet. That's why I had such a hard time with it. Nobody told me. :)

YSI-what can brown do for you > desertdog5051 10/28/2013 at 23:33

0

My school thought Cantonese, Japanese, and Serbian. Very hard to understand cause the teacher thought it in Greek.

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2013 at 23:39

1

Advertising the BRZ would take away their all-AWD marketing shit and scare the lesbians away. I'm surprised the BRZ isn't AWD.

The automatic transmission is one of many options available through the Scion accessories catalog! They're just trying to make you spend a bit more money I guess.